Stroke Newsletter Spring 2013 - ordinary
Article Index
Stroke Newsletter Spring 2013
7 tips for heart-healthy eating away from home
The following is only for older people
Ability of brain to protect itself from damage revealed
Ways to dodge incontinence
Joke
7 ways to keep stress and blood pressure down
SOMETIMES IT’S GOOD TO BE ORDINARY!
5 ways exercise helps men and women
4 ways to keep moving with joint pain
Grap
For men over 50: Take control of your health
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SOMETIMES IT’S GOOD TO BE ORDINARY!

If you ever feel a bit stupid, just read this; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius.

“Smoking kills.  If you’re killed you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”  Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”  Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”  Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC.

“The lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”  A congressional candidate in Texas.

“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”  Philadelphia Phillies Manager, Danny Ozark.

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment.  It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it ...”  Al Gore, Vice President.

“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves:  How much clean air do we need?”  Lee Iacocca

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”  Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst.

“We don’t necessarily discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people.”  Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”  Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina.

 

(Thanks: Headway, Feb/ March 2013)